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Alarm
"I'm afraid you're setting off a heightened alert in my pants, Ma'am."
      -- Courtesy of TopFive.com (http://www.topfive.com)
Faa
"The new FAA rules require me to remove your security breeches."
      -- Courtesy of TopFive.com (http://www.topfive.com)
Sniffing Dog
"Honey, this is a Bodacious Ta-Ta-sniffing dog, and two barks means you're guilty."
      -- Courtesy of TopFive.com (http://www.topfive.com)
In Your Pants
"Excuse me, Sir, is that a large organic cylinder I detect in your pants?"
      -- Courtesy of TopFive.com (http://www.topfive.com)
Strip Search
"Ever been stripped-searched by a minimum-wage flunky?"
      -- Courtesy of TopFive.com (http://www.topfive.com)
Seat Cushion
"And if I might be so bold, Ma'am, I don't think you'll be needing your seat cushion as a flotation device."
      -- Courtesy of TopFive.com (http://www.topfive.com)
Inspection
"I'm going to have to inspect your package for spores."
      -- Courtesy of TopFive.com (http://www.topfive.com)
Detector
"Step over here, please. You've set off my babe detector and I'm afraid I'm going to have to scan you with my wand."
      -- Courtesy of TopFive.com (http://www.topfive.com)
No Passage
"I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you da bomb, baby."
      -- Courtesy of TopFive.com (http://www.topfive.com)
Turn On
"Sir, can I turn on your laptop?"
      -- Courtesy of TopFive.com (http://www.topfive.com)

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