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You know son, in a sporting event it's not wether you win or lose that's important, it's how drunk you get!!
-- Homer Simpsons

god made elk,god made deer god made NSYNC a bunch of QUEERS
-- blake

Time Flies like an arrow. Fruit Flies like a banana
-- Groucho Marx

Room Service? Send up a larger room.
-- Groucho Marx

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
-- Groucho Marx

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
-- Groucho Marx

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
-- Groucho Marx

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
-- Groucho Marx

A child of five could understand this. fetch me a child of five.
-- Groucho Marx

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!
-- Groucho Marx

You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
-- Groucho Marx

You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it.
-- Groucho Marx

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
-- Groucho Marx

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
-- Groucho Marx