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On a clear disk you can seek forever.

Real programmers don't comment their code. It was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

Computers don't make mistakes... What they do they do on purpose!

The most galling thing about Windows is that it works best when it's not actually doing anything.

Meddle not in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.

Pascal, n.: A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.

We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

IBM means I Blame Microsoft.

He who laughs last probably made a back up.

Sometimes just a few hours of trial and error debugging can save minutes of reading manuals.

The application finished with the following error: The operation was completed succesfully.

Hardware is the part of a computer that can be kicked, if all you can do is swear at it, then it must be software.

Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny.

The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and, usually, the programmer.

A bad idea does not get better online.
-- IBM