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Im a booty shakin heart breakin always hot never not angel babi spoiled maybe perfect cutie with the banging booty
-- unknown

If Jimmy cracks corn and noone cares, why does he keep doing it?
-- Me

War solves nothing. It just leaves one person left to make the decision.

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.

Cape does not enable user to fly.

Capacity, 1.

We aim to please... You aim too, please.

Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it.

Reality is an illusion created by alcohol deficiency.

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.

Those who in quarrels interpose, must often wipe a bloody nose.

God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy.

One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.