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I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them.
-- Jane Austen |
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The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Jane Wagner |
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If you can laugh at yourself, you've got a really sick sense of humour.
-- Jason Q. |
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You have too much time and too little money to spend it.
-- Jason Q. |
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Not only do you have tunnel vision, there is no light at the end.
-- Jason Q. |
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I've learnt never to criticise another person's music tastes. Of course, techno and rap can't be classified as music, let alone taste (or the lack of).
-- Jason Q. |
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He has no equal. Everyone else is better.
-- Jason Q. |
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In your life's highways, all your roads are dead-end streets.
-- Jason Q. |
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I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries."
The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno |
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Kids don't say, "Wait." They say, "Wait up, hey wait up!" Because when you're little, your life is up. The future is up. Everything you want is up. "Hold up. Shut up! Mum, I'll clean up. Let me stay up!"Parents, of course, are just the opposite. Everything is down. "Just calm down. Slow down. Come down here! Sit down. Put... that... down."
-- Jerry Seinfeld |
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The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. 'Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.'
-- Jerry Seinfeld |
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What's the deal with Ovaltine? It comes in a round container, you put it in a round glass, why don't they call it Roundtine?
-- Jerry Seinfield (contributed by mike) |
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When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning, inches above the ground. With a giant buttered-cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.
-- John Frazee |
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The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith |
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Women are more balanced than men. Where the most brilliant minds have so far have mostly belonged to men, no women has ever been as stupid as a man can be.
-- John Smith |
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