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| If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving your dog only two of them. |
| Try to look unimportant, because the bad guys might be low on ammo. |
| If you are forward of your position, the artillery will fall short. |
| The easy way is always mined. |
| British skydiver Alfred Peters collided with a sportplane. Peters broke his foot, while the plane crashed and the four people on board died. |
| Everyone says you should be yourself... like yourself is this definite thing... like a toaster or something. |
| Reporter: Mr. Secretary, has anyone asked you the whereabouts of Mr. Molotov? Secretary of State Dean Rusk: No. No one has asked me that question. You can if you want to. Reporter: Well, sir, where is Mr. Molotov? Rusk: I haven't the faintest idea. |
| "Everything's better when it sits on a Ritz." and "Everything's better with Blue Bonnet on it." What happens if one spreads Blue Bonnet margarine on a Ritz cracker? The thought is frightening. Is this how God came into being? Try not to consider the fact that "Things go better with Coke." |
| Do not put head inside towel loop. |
| Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!" |
| Would the congregation please note that the bowl at the back of the church labeled "For the Sick" is for monetary donations only. |
| If you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out. |
| Be alert... the world needs more lerts. |
| I had an IQ test. The results came back negative. |
| If you cannot read this, ask a flight attendant. |
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