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| To err is human, but it takes a computer to really screw things up. |
| Survive first, then do the long-term planning. |
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Where do I want to go today? Poland, Czechoslovakia, France. Can Microsoft Office do that for me?
-- Adolf Hitler |
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Any sufficient advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
-- Arthur C. Clarke |
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640K ought to be enough for anybody.
-- Bill Gates, in 1981 |
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It's not the size of the hard drive that counts, it's how you download it.
-- Chris Cooper |
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USER, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot."
-- Dave Barry |
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RAM: This gives guys a way of deciding whose computer has the biggest, studliest memory. That's important, because the more memory a computer has, the faster it can produce error messages.
-- Dave Barry, Get With The Program |
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Megahertz: This is really, really big hertz.
-- Dave Barry, Get With The Program |
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Software: These programs give instruction to the CPU, which processes billions of tiny facts called bytes, and within a fraction of a second it sends you an error message that requires you to call the customer-support hot line and be placed on hold for approximately the life-span of a caribou.
-- Dave Barry, Get With The Program |
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Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
-- Dave Barry, Get With The Program |
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Internet: is the single most important development in the history of human communications since the invention of call-waiting. A bold statement? Indeed, but consider how the internet can enhance our lives.Imagine that you need to: 1. make an airline reservation; 2. buy concert tickets; 3. reserach a tax question; and 4. help your child with a school report. Now you simply turn on your computer, dial up your Internet access number, and in less that an instant you're listening to a busy signal!
-- Dave Barry, Get With The Program |
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Doom should be an olympic sport.
-- Dave Goldberger |
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Many spend their time berating practitioners for not applying their method. We all need to disseminate our ideas, but most of our time should be spent applying and improving our methods, not selling them. The best way to sell a mouse trap is to display some trapped mice.
-- David Parnas |
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Fast. Powerful. User-friendly. Now choose any two.
-- Eric Daniels |
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