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| There is, in fact, a difference between crazy and insane. A crazy person will walk down the street shooting people. An insane person will do it in a clown suit. |
| The least most reliable method is the withdrawal method: Some call it "being careful", but it is actually "being stupid". The Pearl index for this method is about 40 pregnancies per 100 woman-years.The Pearl index for having unprotected sex and going, "I hope I do not get pregnant" is about 50 pregnancies per 100 woman-years. Hope is not a method. |
| Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy, blue-green meat is bad for you. |
| Just because I look stupid doesn't mean I'm not. |
| Cold Weather Causes Temperature To Drop |
| My first love was Cinderella, but she ran off with another man. |
| In the beginning, there was nothing. Then God said, "Let there be light". And there was still nothing but you could see it. |
| "I have two problems. First, your mother's birthday is next week and I must give her what she wants." "What's the other problem?" "I don't know what she wants." |
| Lisa Simpson takes after both her parents: she has Marge's common sense, hard work ethic and sympathy for others; she has Homer's last name. |
| © Copywrong 1995 - All rights reversed. |
| An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead. |
| Scrawled in BIG ANGRY RED letters: "I FUCKED your mother!!!" Neatly printed in small calm blue letters: "Go home dad, you're drunk." |
| "You have such beautiful eyes. Where did you get them?" "They came with my head." |
| If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? |
| To be is to do (Socrates). To do is to be (Sartre). Doobeedoobeedoo (Sinatra) |
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