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You know you've been spending too much time on the Internet when every colon appears as a pair of eyes:
-- Erik

Presumably, we're all fully qualified computer nerds here, so we are allowed to use "access" as a verb. Be advised, however, that the practice in common usage drives English-language purists to scowling fidgets.
-- Erik Strom

Applicants must also have extensive knowledge of Unix, although they should have sufficiently good programming taste to not consider this an achievement.
-- Hal Abelson

I have no mouth. And I must scream.
-- Harlan Ellison

Win 95 is Mac '89.
-- Helge Tonsky

What does this mean 'mailer daemon'? Satan, are you messing with the e-mail system already?
-- Herb Stern

I tell my students that artificial intelligence is a property that a machine has if it astounds you.
-- Herbert Freeman

One thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse.
-- Jack Handey

Whether you're successful with computers or not depends on how much your stupid computer likes you.
-- Jason Q.

To some of us, reading the manual is conceding defeat.
-- Jason Q.

A friend will help you solve your problems. A good friend will help you solve your computer problems.
-- Jason Q.

When downloading a large and important file from the internet, staring at the 'downloading' light on your modem will cause the transfer to hang.
-- Jason Q.

Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.
-- Jean Rostand

Who cares how it works, just as long as it gives the right answer.
-- Jeff Scholnik

There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson

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