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| Love smiled at me one day, so I smashed its face in with a bat. |
| I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. |
| Please ackuse Fred being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and 33. |
| I'd love to go out with you, but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant. |
| Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun. |
| Please excuse Fred from P.E. for a few days. He fell yesterday out of a tree and misplaced his hip. |
| Please excuse Fred for being absent. He had a cold and could not breed well. |
| Please excuse Mary from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. |
| I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out. |
| Please excuse Fred Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. |
| Please excuse Mary. She is having problems with her ovals. |
| Please excuse Fred from being absent yesterday. He had diah, diahoah, dyah the shits. |
| Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday. |
| Death should not be seen as the end but as a very effective way to cut down expenses. |
| John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. |
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