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Ahh. You see that would never have happened under OS/2!
      -- John Kahler
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home.
      -- Ken Olson
Information Superhighway is really an acronym for 'Interactive Network For Organizing, Retrieving, Manipulating, Accessing And Transferring Information On National Systems, Unleashing Practically Every Rebellious Human Intelligence, Gratifying Hackers, Wiseacres, And Yahoos'.
      -- Keven Kwaku
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
      -- Leonard Brandwein
See, you not only have to be a good coder to create a system like Linux, you have to be a sneaky bastard too.
      -- Linus Torvalds
Hitting your modem with an aluminum baseball bat is only going to get you electrocuted. Try a wooden one.
      -- Lynn Marshall
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
      -- Martin Golding
Technology is the knack of so arranging the world that we do not experience it.
      -- Max Frisch
A computer is only as smart as the numbskull sitting in front of it.
      -- Micah Branstetter
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
      -- Mitch Ratliffe
The 'Internet' cannot be removed from your desktop, would you like to delete the 'Internet' now?
      -- MS Windows 95
Smith & Wesson... the original Point-N-Click interface.
      -- Neil Mohammed
Atilla The Hun's Maxim: If you're going to rape, pillage and burn, be sure to do things in that order.
      -- P. J. Plauger
Act in haste and repent at leisure; Code too soon and debug forever.
      -- Raymond Kennington
Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
      -- Sam Ewing

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