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| 24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence? |
| Fred was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hit in the growing area. |
| "Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people can hike at night with flashlights." |
| "Instead of a permit system or regulations, the Forest Service needs to reduce worldwide population growth to limit the number of visitors to wilderness." |
| "Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands." |
| "Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticks are more likely to chase animals." |
| "Found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse." |
| "Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill." |
| "Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spiderwebs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests." |
| Everything should be built top-down, except the first time. |
| "The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals." |
| If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it. |
| "The places where trails do not exist are not well marked." |
| "Too many rocks in the mountains." |
| Murphy's golden rule: Whoever has the gold, makes the rules. |
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