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And now, the Superstore - unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

Dinner Special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00

Sign at a Tennessee highway: When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.

Sign outside a country shop: We buy junk and sell antiques.

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

Anywhere is walking distance, if you've got the time.

Does anal retentive have a hyphen?

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

Did you hear about the insomniac, neurotic, agnostic dyslexic? He stayed up all night worrying about the existence of Dog.

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.