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| I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. |
| Warning: Do not drink the battery acid. It doesn't taste good and will hurt you. Also do not bite the tyres, especially while the bike is moving. our lawyers made us put these warnings in. |
| How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? |
| Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved. |
| If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? |
| Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege. |
| Believe half of what you see and nothing of what you hear. |
| Radar: Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees. Pilot: Roger, but we are at 35.000 feet, how much noise can we make up here? Radar: Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727? |
| Several years ago we had an intern who was none too swift. One day he was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," she told him. With that, the intern took his last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five blank copies. |
| A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?" |
| "A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call." |
| I know you think you understand what you thought you heard me say, but what you think you heard me say is not really what I meant. |
| If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit? |
| While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery. |
| If a tree falls in the forest on a mime, does anyone care? |
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