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| Patience is the art of finding something else to do. |
| Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. |
| How do you play religious roulette? You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets struck by lightning first. |
| If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth. |
| Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. |
| Wedding rings: the world's smallest handcuffs. |
| I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to hold?" |
| No diving allowed. |
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If less is more think how much more, more would be.
-- (contributed by Leath Oreth Dofor) |
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An ancient wisdom proclaims the reason farts have an obnoxious odor is so that the deaf may enjoy them also.
-- (contributed by Leath Oreth Dofor) |
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Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children.
-- (contributed by Stoner Bob Adney) |
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It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different gender, for instance men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
-- a sign posted in Germany's Black Forest |
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A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually.
-- Abba Eban |
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Too many piglets not enough tits.
-- Abraham Lincoln |
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When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail
-- Abraham Maslow |
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