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It's not you, it's me. I just don't like you.
-- Adam Corrola |
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Could you like to ride on your own ass?
-- advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand |
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A leapord never changes his stripes.
-- Al Gore |
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
-- Alfred Adler |
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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
-- Alfred North Whitehead |
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Liberty, n: One of imaginations most precious possessions.
-- Ambrose Bierce |
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Twice: Once too often.
-- Ambrose Bierce |
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Immortality, n:
A toy which people cry for,
And on their knees apply for,
Dispute, contend and lie for,
And if allowed
Would be right proud
Eternally to die for.
-- Ambrose Bierce |
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Laughter, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable.
-- Ambrose Bierce |
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Learning, n: The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.
-- Ambrose Bierce |
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Circus, n: A place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to so men, women and children acting the fool.
-- Ambrose Bierce |
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Apologize: To lay the foundation for a future offense.
-- Ambrose Bierce |
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. This disease is prevailent only among civilized races living under artificial conditions; barbarous nations breathing pure air and eating simple food enjoy immunity from its ravages. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient.
-- Ambrose Bierce |
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Selfish, adj: Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
-- Ambrose Bierce |
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Babies don't need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of.
-- Amy Heckerling |
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