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The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.
-- Andrew S. Tanenbaum |
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Any idiot can face a crisis; it is this day-to-day living that wears you out.
-- Anton Chekhov |
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If you cry "forward," you must without fail make plain in what direction to go.
-- Anton Chekhov |
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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog that matters.
-- Archie Griffen |
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Only when you have crossed the river can you say that the crocodile has a lump on his snout.
-- Ashanti |
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Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
-- at a Budapest zoo |
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It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.
-- Axl Rose |
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I'm only going one way.
-- Babe Ruth, after being pulled over for going the wrong down a one-way street. |
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Condoms should be marketed in three sizes, jumbo, colossal and super-colossal so that men do not have to go in and ask for the small.
-- Barbara Seaman |
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We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Bary Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a brawl during NHL's Stanley Cup playoffs |
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If you believe in your dreams and in yourself, nothing is unattainable.
-- Benjer M. |
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The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
-- Benny Hill |
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I thought I was in love once, but it turned out it was just an inner ear imbalance.
-- Benton Frasier |
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I believe that this country's policies should be heavily biased in favor of nondiscrimination.
-- Bill Clinton |
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You guys line up alphabetically by height.You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.
-- Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach |
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