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Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
-- Groucho Marx

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- Groucho Marx

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
-- Groucho Marx

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know.
-- Groucho Marx

There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man.
-- Groucho Marx

I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.
-- Groucho Marx

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
-- Groucho Marx

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
-- Groucho Marx

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
-- Groucho Marx

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all.
-- Groucho Marx

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
-- Groucho Marx

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour; which is probably more than she ever did.
-- Groucho Marx

Women should be obscene and not heard.
-- Groucho Marx