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Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.
-- Mark Twain |
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
-- Mark Twain |
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Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not advice, it is merely the custom.
-- Mark Twain |
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Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
-- Mark Twain |
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He has been a doctor for a year now and has had two patients-no three; I attended their funerals.
-- Mark Twain |
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He liked to like people, therefore people liked him.
-- Mark Twain |
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His money is twice tainted; 'taint yours and 'taint mine.
-- Mark Twain |
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The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and so steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
-- Mark Twain |
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The human race consists of the dangerously insane and such as are not.
-- Mark Twain |
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Hurry up and come to visit me before we get to old to hear each other swear.
-- Mark Twain |
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I can live for two months on a good compliment.
-- Mark Twain |
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I could never learn to like her-except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.
-- Mark Twain |
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I don't give a damn for a man that can spell a word only one way.
-- Mark Twain |
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If you don't like the weather in new England, just wait a few minutes.
-- Mark Twain |
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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
-- Mark Twain |
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