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522 Silly Quotes
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| WARNING! Never attempt to directly fax anyone an image of your naked buttocks. Always photocopy your buttocks and fax the photocopy |
| If life is a stage, I want some better lighting. |
| For best results, do not leave at crime scene. |
| Deck us all with Boston Charlie, Walla Walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo! Nora's freezin' on the trolley, Swaller dollar cauliflower, alleygaroo!Don't we know archaic barrel, Lullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou. Trolley Molly don't love Harold, Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo! |
| Ass, n.: The masculine of "lass". |
| Nothing is faster than the speed of light... To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before the light comes on. |
| My karma ran over your dogma. |
| I is a college student. |
| Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks. |
| I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunk'in Doughnuts has a 3 for 1 special! |
| Who invented the television? Sony. |
| A day without sunshine is like night. |
| I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get. |
| No guts, no glory, no brain, same story. |
| If quiters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool who said "Quit while you're ahead"? |
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