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A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

Two's a company, three's an orgy.

A road map tells you everything except how to refold it.

These pills can't be habit forming; I've been taking them for years.

When you starve a tiger, the tiger starves last.

If at first you don't succeed - so much for skydiving.

If his misery falls below his critical level, he becomes unhappy and is driven to seek new misery.

When his total misery rises to his critical level, he becomes happy again.

How can you tell if someone's trying if they never succeed.

Some people will believe anything if it's whispered to them.

I'm for whoever gets you through the night - whether he be Jesus Christ of Jack Daniel's.

The people who snores the loudest will fall asleep first.

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

Bare feet magnetize sharp objects so that they always point upward from the floor - especially in the dark.

It is better to have poor taste than no taste at all.