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Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.
      -- Bill Peterson, football coach
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on our picnics.
      -- Bill Vaughan
Honest officer, the dwarf was on fire when I got here.
      -- Black Dragon
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
      -- Blaise Pascal
The Internet is a great way to get on the Net.
      -- Bob Dole
I will not tolerate intolerance.
      -- Bob Dole
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."
      -- Bob Rubin
We didn't underestimate them, they were just better than we thought.
      -- Bobby Robson: England football manager, upon defeat in the World Cup
Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton.
      -- boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up with promoter Don King
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
      -- Brook Shields
When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results.
      -- Calvin Coolidge
Where did all this fucking ice come from?
      -- Captain of the Titanic
I'm never wrong. Once, I thought I was, but I was mistaken.
      -- Carl Blankenhorn
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
      -- Carole Burnett
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
      -- Charles De Gaulle

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