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[Secondhand smoke is not a problem.] If children don't like to be in a smoky room, they'll leave. [As for infants,]... at some point, they'll crawl.
-- Charles Harper, RJR Tobacco Company |
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Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.
-- Charles Kuralt |
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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schulz |
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Giving birth is easy; it's just like pissing a watermelon.
-- Chris Corcoran Mathia |
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If you don't go to other men's funerals, they won't go to yours.
-- Clarence Day |
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The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
-- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous |
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I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.
-- Dan Quayle |
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It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
-- Dan Quayle |
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When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.
-- Dan Quayle on the complex social issues behind the Los Angeles Riots. |
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The loss of life will be irreplaceable.
-- Dan Quayle on the San Francisco earthquake |
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The next time I send a damn fool on an errand, I'll go myself.
-- Dan Stole |
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Occupation is simply the manner in which people choose to squander thier talents
-- Dave |
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The shit that happens fertilizes the sweet roses of memory.
-- Dave |
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?
-- Dave |
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I am accountable to no man, not even to myself.
-- Dave |
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