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[Secondhand smoke is not a problem.] If children don't like to be in a smoky room, they'll leave. [As for infants,]... at some point, they'll crawl.
      -- Charles Harper, RJR Tobacco Company
Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.
      -- Charles Kuralt
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
      -- Charles Schulz
Giving birth is easy; it's just like pissing a watermelon.
      -- Chris Corcoran Mathia
If you don't go to other men's funerals, they won't go to yours.
      -- Clarence Day
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
      -- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous
I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.
      -- Dan Quayle
It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
      -- Dan Quayle
When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.
      -- Dan Quayle on the complex social issues behind the Los Angeles Riots.
The loss of life will be irreplaceable.
      -- Dan Quayle on the San Francisco earthquake
The next time I send a damn fool on an errand, I'll go myself.
      -- Dan Stole
Occupation is simply the manner in which people choose to squander thier talents
      -- Dave
The shit that happens fertilizes the sweet roses of memory.
      -- Dave
There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?
      -- Dave
I am accountable to no man, not even to myself.
      -- Dave

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