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Fuck ye not with the lads, lest the lads fuck with ye.
-- Dave |
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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
-- Dave Barry |
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... thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry |
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We all have to die some day, if we live long enough.
-- Dave Farber |
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Yesterday was Chinese New Year. It's the Year of the Rabbit. And here's how dumb I am. I'm still writing the Year of the Pig on my checks.
-- David Letterman |
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USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75 percent of the population.
-- David Letterman |
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Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
-- David Moulton |
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We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962 |
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When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, "No speaka English."
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey |
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Looking at Capitol Hill is like looking at that Escher picture of the wild geese flying together: makes no fucking sense and occasionally shits on your head.
-- Dennis Miller |
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Stop: Drive Sideways.
-- detour sign in Kyushi, Japan |
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People who say that only young people voted on the Internet, those who didn't see Pele play, forget that children are not orphans. There's always a father who buys the computer and perhaps influences their vote. I won the people's vote.
-- Diego Maradona |
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The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.
-- Dizzy Deanexplaining how he felt after being hit in the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series |
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The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires.
-- Dorothy Parker |
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There's little in taking or giving,
There's little in water or wine:
This living, this living, this living,
Was never a project of mine.
Oh, hard is the struggle, and sparse is
The gain of the one at the top,
For art is a form of catharsis,
And love is a permanent flop,
And work is the province of cattle,
And rest's for a clam in a shell,
So I'm thinking of throwing the battle -
Would you kindly direct me to hell?
-- Dorothy Parker |
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