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THEORY
Into love and out again,
Thus I went and thus I go.
Spare your voice, and hold your pen:
Well and bitterly I know
All the songs were ever sung,
All the words were ever said;
Could it be, when I was young,
Someone dropped me on my head?
-- Dorothy Parker |
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My love runs by like a day in June,
And he makes no friends of sorrows.
He'll tread his galloping rigadoon
In the pathway or the morrows.
He'll live his days where the sunbeams start
Nor could storm or wind uproot him.
My own dear love, he is all my heart -
And I wish somebody'd shoot him.
-- Dorothy Parker |
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'You know, said Arthur, 'it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young.'
'Why, what did she tell you?''I don't know, I didn't listen.'
-- Douglas Adams |
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A hole had just appeared in the Galaxy. It was exactly a nothingth of a second long, a nothingth of an inch wide, and quite a lot of million light years from end to end. As it closed up [...] Two hundred and thirty-nine thousand lightly fried eggs fell out of it...materializing in a large woobly heap on the famine-struck land of Poghril in the Pansel system. The whole Poghril tribe had died out from famine except for one last man who died of cholesterol poisoning some weeks later.
-- Douglas Adams |
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Gentlemen! You can't fight in here. This is the War Room.
-- Dr. Strangelove |
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Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower |
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Falling in love doesn't kill people. Landing does.
-- E. Fang Rosenstein |
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I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
-- Ed Bluestone |
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
-- Elayne Boolser |
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WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
-- Ellie Katz |
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If you cannot swallow a piece of food, turn around discreetly and throw it somewhere.
-- Erasmus |
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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
-- Erma Bombeck |
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If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and butter will be cut right out from under your feet.
-- Ernest Bevin |
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A billion here, a couple of billion there - first thing you know it adds up to be real money.
-- Everett McKinley Dirksen |
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Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
-- football commentator and former player Joe Theismann |
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