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522 Silly Quotes
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I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
-- former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle |
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
-- Fran Lebowitz |
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The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia |
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
-- Frank Zappa |
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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
-- Fred Allen |
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The talk talks and the walk talks, but the walk talks louder than the talk.
-- Fred Roach, head of the Baylor Medical System Leadership Council |
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Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
-- from a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditional |
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Abscence makes the heart grow fonder, abstinence make the heart go wander.
-- Galen Reid |
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The great thing about this jungle of ours is that anyone of you could grow up to be Lord of the apes.
-- Gary Larson |
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"Hot oil! We need hot oil!... Forget the water balloons!"
-- Gary Larson |
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Writing is easy; all you do is sit staring at a blank sheet of paper until the drops of blood form on your forehead.
-- Gene Fowler |
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Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.
-- General George Patton |
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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.
-- George Bernard Shaw |
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Tonight's weather, dark, continuing mostly dark tonight, leading to widely scattered areas of light in the morning.
-- George Carlin |
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It's not a lie if you believe it.
-- George Costanza (Jason Alexander) |
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