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It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.
-- George Lindsey

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.
-- Gracie Allen

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
-- Groucho Marx

Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others.
-- Groucho Marx

Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
-- Groucho Marx

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
-- Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx

This would be a better place for children if parents had to eat spinach.
-- Groucho Marx

If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham.
-- Groucho Marx

Put it back in the horse!
-- H. Allen Smith, an American humorist in the '30s-'50s, after he drank his first American beer at a b

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
-- Henny Youngman

People can have the Model T in any colour - so long as it's black.
-- Henry Ford

What was that number for 911 again?
-- Homer Simpson

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.
-- Homer Simpson