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Lisa, you're my greatest accomplishment and you did it all by yourself.
-- Homer Simpson

It takes two to lie; one to lie and one to listen.
-- Homer Simpson

Oh my god! Space Aliens!!! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids... EAT THEM!!!
-- Homer Simpson

Solitude is fine, but you need someone to tell you that solitude is fine.
-- Honoré de Balzac

Among economists, the real world is often a special case.
-- Horngren's Observation

It's not how good you can play when you play good. It's how good you play when you play bad and we can play as bad as anyone in the country.
-- Hugh Durham

Drop your trousers here for best results.
-- in a Bangkok dry cleaner's

It is forbidden to enter a womman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
-- in a Bangkok temple

To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
-- in a Belgrade hotel elevator

The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbeaable.
-- in a Bucharest hotel lobby

We take your bags and send them in all directions.
-- in a Copenhagen airline ticket office

Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11am daily.
-- in a hotel in Athens

Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
-- in a Leipzig elevator

Ladies are suggested not to have children in the bar.
-- in a Norwegian cocktail lounge

Please leave your values at the front desk.
-- in a Paris hotel elevator

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