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Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
-- Aristophanes |
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If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
-- Art Hoppe |
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If the Creator had a purpose in equiping us with a neck, he surely meant for us to stick it out.
-- Arthur Koestler |
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If I let my fingers wander idly over the keys of a typewriter it might happen that my screed made an intelligible sentence. If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum. The chance of their doing so is decidedly more favourable than the chance of the molecules returning to one half of the vessel.
-- Arthur S. Eddington |
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My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant |
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Three can keep a secret if two are dead.
-- Benjamin Franklin |
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-- Benjamin Franklin |
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I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
-- Bette Midler |
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Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
-- Bill Cosby |
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It doesn't make any difference how much money you make, your wife can spend it all.
-- Bill McDaniel |
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Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
-- Billiam Coronel |
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If you bet on a horse, that's gambling. If you bet you can make three spades, that's entertainment. If you bet cotton will go up three points, that's business. See the difference?
-- Blackie Sherrod, Dallas sportswriter |
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I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room.
-- Blaise Pascal |
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Why drink and drive if I can smoke and fly?
-- Bob Marley |
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If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.
-- Bobby Slayton |
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