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Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
-- in a Rhodes Tailor shop |
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Special today - no ice cream
-- in a Swiss mountain inn |
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Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
-- in a Tokyo bar |
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Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not to read notis.
-- in a Tokyo hotel |
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Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they're best in the long run.
-- in a Tokyo shop |
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The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
-- in a Yugoslavian hotel |
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Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite gender in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
-- in a Zurich Hotel |
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The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
-- in an Acapulco hotel |
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Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
-- in an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist |
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Not to perambulate the corridor in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
-- in an Austrian hotel catering for skiers |
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For your convenience, we recommend courteous efficient self-service.
-- in an Hong Kong supermarket |
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When passender of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
-- in an Tokyo car rental firm |
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You are welcome to visit the cemetary where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
-- in the lobby of a Moscow hotel across the Russian Orthodox monastery |
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Specialist in women and other diseases.
-- in the office of a Roman doctor |
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For coats made for ladies from their own skin.
-- in the window of a Sweddish furrier |
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