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Great warriors, like great earthquakes, are principally remembered for the
-- Bovee |
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The hair was a Vaseline cathedral, the mouth a touchingly uncertain sneer of allure. One, two-wham! Like a berserk blender the lusty young pelvis whirred and the notorious git-tar slammed forward with a jolt that symbolically deflowered a generation of teenagers and knocked chips off 90 million older shoulders. Then out of the half-melted vanilla face a wild black baritone came bawling in orgasmic lurches. Whu-huh-huh-huh f'the money! Two f'the show! Three t'git riddy naa GO CAAT GO!
-- Brad Darrach, on Elvis Presley |
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
-- Brian W. Kernighan |
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There's so much myth and baloney. Like a 80-year-old man able to manhandle a 300-pounder with his little finger. Ridiculous. Or this matter of breaking bricks and boards wth the edge of your hand. Now I ask you, did you ever see a brick or a board pick a fight with anybody?
-- Bruce Lee |
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Men are only after one thing - the TV remote control.
-- Bunny Hoest and John Reiner |
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"Someday I'm going to find the guy that thought up the idea of renting telepaths to businessmen and I'm going to kill him."
"Funny, I just knew you were going to say that."
-- Businessman and Lyta Alexander |
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There are good days and there are bad days and then there are the days that make homicide look like a viable option.
-- C. M. O'Brien |
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There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, "Thy will be done," and those to whom God says, "All right, then, have it your way."
-- C. S. Lewis |
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One of the tragic consequences of divorce is that the kids are legally obligated by the courts to spend a fixed amount of time with their dads. In normal families, dads and children happily ignore each other.
-- C.D. Payne |
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The Earth is an object lesson for the apprentice gods. "If you really screw up," they get told, "you'll make something like Earth."
-- Carl Sagan |
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Just try to be angry with someone who fed you something delicious.
-- Carmen Cook |
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If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-- Catherine Aird |
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The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.
-- Chamfort |
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One of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our fathers used in the great struggle for Independence.
-- Charles A. Beard |
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Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.
-- Charles Barkleyafter blatantly elbowing an Angolan basketball opponent in the Olympics. |
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