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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
-- Inigo Montoya |
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I wish I had a cross made out of Kryptonite, because then I could keep both Dracula and Superman away.
-- Jack Handey |
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As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.
-- Jack Handey |
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I'd rather be rich than stupid.
-- Jack Handey |
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What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know.
-- Jack Handey |
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Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.
-- Jack Handey |
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
-- Jack Handey |
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"The crows seem to be calling my name," thought Caw.
-- Jack Handy |
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It is not real work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James M. Barrie |
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Beware the naked man who takes out his wallet.
-- Jason Curabia |
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We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
-- Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks |
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Some people believe that by wearing sunglasses, other people can't see them.
-- Jason Q. |
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The early worm gets eaten by the bird.
-- Jason Q. |
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We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
-- Jeff Marder |
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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can not get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
-- Jeff Valdez |
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