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522 Silly Quotes
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Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!
-- Jerry Coleman, radio announcer |
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Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
-- Jerry Seinfeld |
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That's a wise substitution by Terry Venables: three fresh man, three fresh legs.
-- Jimmy Hill |
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If England are going to win this match, they're going to have to score a goal.
-- Jimmy Hill |
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I'm going to give 110 percent on every play. You can't give any more than that.
-- Jimmy Johnson |
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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, "Get the hell off my property."
-- Joan Rivers |
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My doctor is wonderful. Once, in 1955, when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays.
-- Joey Bishop |
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You know nothing for sure... except the fact that you know nothing for sure.
-- John F. Kennedy |
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I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.
-- John Wayne |
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I need more than a quarter. I need like twenty-five cents.
-- Jon Brown |
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A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding cloths.
-- Joseph Addison |
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I used to go fishing, then it dawned on me: I can buy fish.
-- Kenny Rogerson |
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One cannot be betrayed if one has no people.
-- Kobayashi |
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People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say.
-- Kurt Vonnegut Jr. |
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$100 placed at 7 percent interest compounded quarterly for 200 years will increase to more than $100,000,000, by which time it will be worth nothing.
-- Lazarus Long |
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