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179 Celebrities Quotes
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Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you?
-- Groucho Marx |
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Time wounds all heels.
-- Groucho Marx |
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Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
-- Groucho Marx |
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
-- Groucho Marx |
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case of divorce and so will my wife.
-- Groucho Marx |
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Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know.
-- Groucho Marx |
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I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
-- Groucho Marx |
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A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
-- Groucho Marx |
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx |
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Quote me as saying I was misquoted.
-- Groucho Marx |
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Hello, I must be going.
-- Groucho Marx |
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
-- Groucho Marx |
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Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch!
-- W C Fields |
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Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
-- W C Fields |
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Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days.
-- W C Fields |
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