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Politically-Correct Virus: Never identifies itself as a "virus," but instead refers to itself as an "electronic micro-organism."

The incidence of missed typographical errors is in direct proportion to the size of the letters in the copy.

Adding staff to a late project makes it later.

The weaker the math, the more elaborate the graphics need to be.

The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord.

If you want to keep your head while all those about you are losing theirs, be in charge of the guillotine.

Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)

The one piece of data you're absolutely sure is correct, isn't.

Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups.

The incidence of typographical errors increases in proportion to the number of people who will see the copy.

The best way to have a good idea is to have a lot of ideas.

If builders built buildings the way programmer wrote programs, the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction.

Typographical errors will be found only after the letter is mailed.