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| If you don't die from it - it is healthy. |
| It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents, it is how he found out. |
| Life is sexually transmitted. |
| Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. |
| You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever. |
| Cleveland? Yes, I spent a week there one day. |
| Newton's Fourth Law: Every action has an equal and opposite satisfaction. |
| Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive. |
| Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics: 1. An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction. 2. An object at rest will always be in the wrong place. 3. The energy required to change either one of these states will always be more than you wish to expend, but never so much as to make the task totally impossible. |
| Do you know what the death rate around here is? One per person. |
| Question: Man Invented Alcohol, God Invented Grass. Who do you trust? |
| Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the double lock will keep; May no brick through the window break, And, no one rob me till I awake. |
| If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up where we are headed. |
| The geographical center of Boston is in Roxbury. Due north of the center we find the South End. This is not to be confused with South Boston which lies directly east from the South End. North of the South End is East Boston and southwest of East Boston is the North End. |
| Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe. |
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