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Truth does not demand belief. Scientists do not join hands every Sunday, singing, "yes, gravity is real! I will have faith! I will be strong! I believe in my heart that what goes up, up, up must come down, down. down. Amen!" If they did, we would think they were pretty insecure about it.
-- Dan Barker |
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If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented Spellcheck.
-- Dan Quayle |
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The mass media will tell you they can't influence human behavior, but that's not what they tell their advertisers.
-- Daniel McNeil |
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When I'm out slaughtering Jedi, I don't have to worry about getting enough calcium. That's why I drink milk. It's 9 essential nutrients help me keep my bones strong, which is good, because I'd look really stupid if one of my horns broke off.
-- Darth Maul |
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I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
-- Dave Barry |
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The big problem with pornography is defining it You can't just say it's pictures of people naked. For example, you have these primitive African tribes that exist by chasing the wildebeest on foot, and they have to go around largely naked, because, as the old tribal saying goes: "N'wam k'honi soit qui mali," which means, "If you think you can catch a wildebeest in this climate and wear clothes at the same time, then I have some beach front property in the desert region of Northern Mali that you may be interested in."So it's not considered pornographic when National Geographic publishes color photographs of these people hunting the wildebeest naked, or pounding one rock onto another rock for some primitive reason naked, or whatever. But if National Geographic were to publish an article entitled "The Girls of the California Junior College System Hunt the Wildebeest Naked," some people would call it pornography. But others would not. And still others, such as the Spectacularly Rev. Jerry Falwell, would get upset about seeing the wildebeest naked.
-- Dave Barry |
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[unlike cats] dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure out what they did wrong.
-- Dave Barry |
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Although I can accept talking scarecrows, lions, and great wizards of emerald cities, I find it hard to believe there is no paperwork involved when your house lands on a witch.
-- Dave James |
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This is my best friend. It took me a little while to get to know him, but once you do he never leaves. This is my friend Jack Daniels.
-- Dave Matthews |
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Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some.
-- Dave Weinbaum |
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette |
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You have to believe in God before you can say there are things that man was not meant to know. I don't think there's anything man wasn't meant to know. There are just some stupid things that people shouldn't do.
-- David Cronenberg |
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I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. |
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Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
-- David Dunham |
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It's dangerous to confuse children with angels.
-- David Fyfe |
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