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I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it.
-- Lesley Boone |
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
-- Lily Tomlin |
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Love thy neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood.
-- Louise Beal |
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This is going to leave a bad taste in a lot of people's eyes.
-- Louise Day Hicks, former Boston (Mass.) city councilor |
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I am an atheist, thank God.
-- Luis Buñuel |
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I feel more like I do now than when I got here.
-- Mac |
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I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
-- Mae West |
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Most plain girls are virtuous because of the scarcity of opportunity to be otherwise.
-- Maya Angelou |
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Why is it called "taking" a shit? Besides, wouldn't your hands get all messy?
-- Melinda Owens |
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
-- Michael Aulfrey |
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I am glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper and put them in my mouth.
-- Mignon Mclaughlin |
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No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you will see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin |
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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.
-- Miss Alabama |
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There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone or forbid your children to do it.
-- Monta Crane |
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The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.
-- Mr. New Jersey contestant when asked what he would do with a million dollars. |
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