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People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.
-- David H. Comins |
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I don't claim to have an answer to every question, but I promise you I have a question for every answer.
-- David Lander, sleight-of-hand artist |
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I don't think the road to heaven is paved with bean curd.
-- David Shaw |
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Like all great romanticists, Shakespeare knew that love was more likely to end up with a bunch of dead Danish people then with a kiss.
-- Dawsons Creek |
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This is not the time to talk about time, we don't have the time.
-- Deanna Troy |
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Sure the lion is the undisputed king of the jungle, but throw him in Antarctica, and he is just another penguin's bitch.
-- Dennis Miller |
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I don't know about you, but in my neighborhood, they just opened a Starbucks... IN A STARBUCKS!!!
-- Dennis Miller |
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How come dumb stuff seems so smart while you're doing it?
-- Dennis the Menace |
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There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
-- Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate |
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On the subject of wild mushrooms, it is easy to tell who is an expert and who is not: The expert is the one who is still alive.
-- Donal Henehan |
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That woman speaks eight languages and can't say "no" in any of them.
-- Dorothy Parker |
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If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end... I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker |
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Don't put all your eggs in one bastard.
-- Dorothy Parker |
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I don't mind anything that's written about me, as long as it's not true.
-- Dorothy Parker |
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Razors pain you
Rivers are damp
Acids stain you
And drugs cause cramp
Drugs aren't lawful
Nooses give
Gas smells awful
You might as well live.
-- Dorothy Parker |
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