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After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, Barrington, Rhode Island |
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Reality is that which refuses to go away when I stop believing in it.
-- Phillip K. Dick |
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Beethoven, Kurtag, Charles Ives, Debussy - four very different names.
-- Presenter |
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Look out! Behind you!
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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Better keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid then open it and remove any doubt.
-- Rami Belson |
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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
-- Rich Cook |
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Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.
-- Richard Armour |
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I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
-- Richard Diran |
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On a camera: This camera only works when there is film inside.On a package of airline peanuts: Open packet and eat contents.On a chain saw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.On a mirror for a bicycle helmet: Remember - objects in the mirror are actually behind you.On a bottle of flavoured-milk drink: After opening, keep upright.On a steering-wheel lock: Warning - remove lock before driving.
-- Richard Lederer |
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It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody.
-- Richard M. Nixon |
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I know you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure that you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
-- Richard Nixon |
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I've got cable TV now. History channel, nature channel, elephants 24 hours a day and I'd rather watch that than listen to some coked up twat - i.e. me - bleat on about himself.
-- Robbie Williams |
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If you pray hard enough, water will run uphill. How hard? Why, hard enough to make water run uphill, of course!
-- Robert Heinlen |
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To compose music, all you have to do is remember a tune that nobody else has thought of.
-- Robert Schumann |
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My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud.
-- Rodney Dangerfield |
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