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Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground and try to find oil? You're crazy.
-- drillers who Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist to his project to drill for oil in 1859 |
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If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize yourself as part of the problem.
-- Ducharm |
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There has been a great proliferation of lawyers in the pat 20 years, just as there has been a proliferation of computers. But unlike computers, lawyers do not get twice as intelligent and half as expensive every two years.
-- E. Burns |
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"Would you tax God?" asks a defender of church tax exemption. Well, if there were a God he should be able to pay his own way and support his own business. If not, then he should do like other business men and close up shop.
-- E. Haldeman-Julius |
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The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
-- E. W. Dijkstria |
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If God wanted sex to be fun, He wouldn't have included children as a punishment.
-- Ed Bluestone |
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Are you woman enough to be my man?
-- Eddie Vedder (Peral Jam) |
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It is not true that life is one damn thing after another - It's one damn thing over and over.
-- Edna St. Vincent Millay |
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Die, v.: To stop sinning suddenly.
-- Elbert Hubbard |
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I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor |
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Nothing is more foolish than to talk of frivolous things seriously; but nothing is wittier than to make frivolities serve serious ends.
-- Erasmus |
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Whenever I get a little money, I buy books, and if there's any left, I buy food.
-- Erasmus |
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It's pretty obvious that if there's anything the good ol' U.S. of A. excels at, it's selling and marketing all the crap this country produces. If someone dreams it up, there's probably someone gullible enough to buy it.
-- Erica Smith and J. D. Frank |
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In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn't danced on TV.
-- Erma Bombeck |
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Instead of crying over spilt milk, go milk another cow.
-- Erna Asp |
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