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On every commercial flight, the traveler is told, "Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device". The question is, why doesn't the plane just become a boat?
-- Sam Ewing |
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Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.
-- Sam Ewing |
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A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
-- Samuel Goldwyn |
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If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.
-- Samuel Goldwyn |
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I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.
-- senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh |
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I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.
-- Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece |
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It is useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.
-- Shirley MacLaine |
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All along the untrodden paths of the future, I can see the footprints of an unseen hand.
-- Sir Boyle Roche |
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It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes.
-- Sir Thomas Beecham |
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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
-- Stephen Wright |
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I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time." So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
-- Stephen Wright |
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I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.
-- Steven Pearl |
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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
-- Swami X |
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Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
-- Tallulah Bankhead |
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I thought I told you to wait in the car.
-- Tallulah Bankhead, on seeing a former lover for the first time in years |
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