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When it came to slaughtering sacred cows with such crude yet perfect musical precision, there was no one better than Frank. I wonder what songs he's teaching the angels right now? Good luck God! You've got your hands full this time.
-- Terry Gilliam on Frank Zappa |
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"There's a door."
"Where does it go?"
"It stays where it is, I think."
-- Terry Pratchett |
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Nigel gave the lamp a cautious buff and small smoking red letters appeared in the air. "Hi," Nigel read aloud, "Do not put down the lamp because your custom is important to us. Please leave a wish after the tone and, very shortly, it will be our command. In the meantime, have a nice eternity."
-- Terry Pratchett |
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"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worth while?"
Death thought about it "CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."
-- Terry Pratchett |
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What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind.
-- Thomas Hewitt Key |
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87, 79, 78, 70, 69...
-- Tim Allen, when asked to count backwards from 87 after being stopped for speeding |
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The difference between reality and fiction? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy |
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Pleasure to meet you, President Dole.
-- Top 10 lines you'll never hear Mel Gibson say in a movie |
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I know only two tunes: one of them is "Yankee Doodle" and the other one isn't.
-- Ulysses S. Grant |
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
-- W. C. Fields |
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Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch?
-- W. C. Fields |
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The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
-- W. C. Fields |
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
-- W. Somerset Maugham |
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You can go to hell in most states for doing that.
-- Walter K Douglas, Jr. |
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The three most common things in the universe are hydrogen, stupidity and wreckage from TIE fighters.
-- Wedge Antilles |
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