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The way to make money in the stock market is to buy a stock. Then, when it goes up, sell it. If it's not going to go up, don't buy it!
-- Will Rogers |
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The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing.
-- William J. Broad |
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Remember, even a kick in the ass is a step forward.
-- Willie Heath |
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I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball |
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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
-- Woody Allen |
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I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen |
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
-- Woody Allen |
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If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.
-- Yogi Berra |
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It's like deja vu all over again.
-- Yogi Berra |
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Nobody goes there anymore...it's too crowded!
-- Yogi Berra |
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50% of the putts that are left short don't go in.
-- Yogi Berra |
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You wouldn't have won if we had beaten you.
-- Yogi Berra |
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