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All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific.
-- Jane Wagner |
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I hate high fashion. I hate that we reward people for being genetic freaks. You hear the guys announcing the runway shows saying, 'A pretty face is your best asset this season.' And what? Ugly girls had a free ride last year?
-- Janeane Garofalo |
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I love my kids, but I wouldn't want them for friends.
-- Janet Sorensen |
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People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live.
-- Jason Alexander (George Costanza) |
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When Clinton said he was going to create 8 million new jobs, I didn't think they were all going to be tax collectors.
-- Jay Leno |
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According to a recent study, ten percent of 'Star Trek' fans meet the psychological criteria for addiction. Deprived of their favourite show, some Trekkies disply withdrawal symptoms similar to drug addicts. Of course, the real difference is that drug addicts aren't nearly as annoying.
-- Jay Leno |
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Ever notice that when women hold off getting married, we call it "independence," but when men do, it's called "fear of commitment"?
-- Jay Trachman |
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Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent.
-- Jean Kerr |
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Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
-- Jean-Paul Sartre |
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The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
-- Jerry M. Wright |
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If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem.
-- Jerry Seinfeld |
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It's very easy to forgive others their mistakes; it takes more gut and gumption to forgive them for having witnessed your own.
-- Jessamyn West |
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You have a wonderful child. Then, when he's thirteen, gremlins carry him away and leave in his place a stranger who gives you not a moment's peace.
-- Jill Eichenberry |
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I'd like to thank my mother, my father, the Academy. I'm sorry. I was thinking of something else.
-- Jim Carreyreceiving the Golden Glode Award for Best Actor In A Motion Picture, Drama |
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Love - It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye or gets pregnant.
-- Jim Cole |
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