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If at first you don't succeed, try, try, and try again. Then give up. There's no use being a damned fool about it.
-- W C Fields |
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Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
-- W C Fields |
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I like children. If they're properly cooked.
-- W C Fields |
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What a gorgeous day. What effulgent sunshine. It was a day of this sort the McGillicuddy brothers murdered their mother with an axe.
-- W C Fields |
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The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
-- W C Fields |
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...more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
-- W C Fields |
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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
-- W C Fields |
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Anyone who hates small dogs and children can't be all bad.
-- W C Fields |
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'Twas a woman drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her.
-- W C Fields |
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I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
-- W C Fields |
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(When asked why he never drank water) "Fish fuck in it."
-- W C Fields |
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(When asked what he would like his epitaph to read) "on the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia"
-- W C Fields |
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(When asked whether he liked children) "Ah yes...boiled or fried."
-- W C Fields |
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(When "caught" reading a Bible) "Just looking for loopholes."
-- W C Fields |
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Who stole the cork from my breakfast?
-- W C Fields |
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