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Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.
      -- Mark Twain
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
      -- Mark Twain
The man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best judge of one.
      -- Mark Twain
The man who is a pessimist before forty-eight knows too much; the man who is an optimist after forty-eight knows too little.
      -- Mark Twain
The moral sense enables one to perceive morality- and avoid it; the immoral sense enables one to perceive immorality- and enjoy it.
      -- Mark Twain
Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and are therefor most economical with it's use.
      -- Mark Twain
Never run after your own hat - others will be delighted to do it; why spoil their fun.
      -- Mark Twain
Noise proves nothing; often a hen that has merely laid an egg cackles as she has laid an asteroid.
      -- Mark Twain
Nothing helps scenery like ham and eggs.
      -- Mark Twain
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
      -- Mark Twain
The older we grow the greater becomes our wonder at how much ignorance one can contain without bursting one's clothes.
      -- Mark Twain
One of the striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
      -- Mark Twain
Only presidents, editors and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we"
      -- Mark Twain
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like and do what you'd rather not.
      -- Mark Twain
Our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey.
      -- Mark Twain

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