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| No matter how long you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale cheaper. |
| Clues that you just might be a 'Net Junkie: When you start tilting your head sideways to smile, when you code your homework in HTML and give your instructor the URL, when you'd rather go to http://www.weather.com/ than look out your window. |
| The person who smiles when bad things happen knows who to blame it on. |
| Hot parts look exactly like cold parts. |
| The computer only crashes when printing a document you haven't saved. |
| An expert is a person who avoid the small errors while sweeping on to the grand fallacy. |
| Plug-and-Play: a new hire who doesn't need any training. "The new guy, John, is great. He's totally plug-and-play." |
| If you hit two keys on the keyboard, the one you don't want will appear on the screen. |
| Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way. |
| You can never be too rich, too thin, or have too much memory. |
| If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed to be replaced anyway. |
| Every machine will eventually fall apart. |
| There's an easier way to do anything. |
| All probabilities are 50 percent. Either a thing will happen or it won't. Odds, however, are 90 percent against you. |
| There are only two kinds of computer users. Those whose hard disk has crashed and those whose hard disk hasn't crashed - yet. |
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