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If this is tea, please bring me some coffee... but if this is coffee, please bring me some tea.
-- Abraham Lincoln |
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A man is really amazing creature - he grieves when he loses wealth and still he is absolutely indifferent when his life is passing without any aim.
-- Abul-Faradj |
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I sometimes think of what future historians will say of us. A single sentence will suffice for modern man: he fornicated and read the papers.
-- Albert Camus |
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
-- Albert Einstein |
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Where navigation is concerned, things have changed radically since the days of Colombus. Columbus departed for India and arrived in Santo Domingo. Today, if you catch a plane to India, you arrive in India. It's your luggage that goes to Santo Domingo.
-- Aldo Cammarota |
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The cover of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce |
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We've sent a man to the moon, and that's 29,000 miles away. The center of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away. You could drive that in a week, but for some reason nobody's ever done it.
-- Andy Rooney |
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Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow... They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-- Anne Tyler |
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Wit is educated insolence.
-- Aristotle |
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I worship the quicksand he walks on.
-- Art Buchwald |
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Your reality, Sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever!
-- Baron Munchausen |
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He's a male chauvinistic piglet.
-- Betty Friedan on Groucho Marx |
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Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.
-- Bob Ettinger |
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But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
-- Carl Sagan |
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When I was a kid, my mother would say, "You're driving me straight to the mental house." I often wondered why we never went. Probably because I was too young to drive.
-- Chifton McCloud |
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