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It's lucky you're going so slowly, because you're going in the wrong direction.

Stress: a condition created when the brain overides the bodily propensity to beat the living shit out of someone who needs it.

The older I get, the faster I was.

Allow to cool before applying to groin area.

Harmful or fatal if swallowed.

Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!

Can I ask a rhetorical question? Well, can I?

The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.

What is big, yellow and eats rocks? A big, yellow rock eater.

I'm not afraid of work... I can even sleep beside it.

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.

The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage.

My mind is made up, don't confuse me with the facts!

Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.